the long-awaited sequel to Me and My Dick


the long-awaited sequel to Me and My Dick



White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn


puppy is understandably confused about everything in life


*shows up at newsies on august 25th* haha funny joke guys, where is everyone



haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 


the very last poor GUY’S head is spinning


"This is my ALS ice bucket challenge. Please be forewarned: this video contains nudity & an inflatable horse." [x]

a simplified guide to sexualities
  • homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  • pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  • asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  • demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  • bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  • heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore


When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image


top five quotes in heathers: the musical (as voted by my followers)

five: if no one loves me now, someday somebody will

NEWSIES ALS #IceBucketChallenge


Design, load-in, rehearsal, and strike for the LeakyCon 2014 Main Stage (at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, FL July 30-August 3)

Design by Corey Lubowich
Construction by Crosstown Scenic
Installation/Lighting by Reign Audio